GREEN ENERGY

We love our gym membership.  Exercise is the real key to physical fitness.  For a fee we can

use all the machines and at once be held accountable to work out (we paid money, we’ll be there).  Let’s put every exercise machine on a line shaft, connect the shaft to a generator and connect the generator to our electricity needs.  Now the gym can sell the power and pay us to work out.  Never!!  If our exercise produces something, then it is no longer a workout but work; and, if we are working, there can’t be any fun in it!  Besides, that would be about as anti-American as trading our rider for a push mower and selling the treadmill!

Written 2-22-11 by

Bobby Norton