IT’S NOT THE SAME THING!

The same person who believes I should “do it for less” because he is my friend believes that

I should “pay him more” because I am his friend

The same preacher who believes that I should not commit adultery believes that God gave him those four extra women for all his hard work in the ministry

The same person who believes that we should never break the law believes that God made those oysters he took out of season and the law has no right to forbid his eating or selling them

The same person who cursed the thief who stole his bike cheats on his income taxes

The same person who condemns the crackhead cannot live without his prescription tranquilizers and alcohol 

The same person who will buy a raffle ticket would never play a hand of poker

The same person who condemns any exposed cleavage at Wal-Mart lays out half naked at the beach

The same person who condemns the Casino wins big at Bingo

The same person who would never gossip believes we should “pray about so and so”

The same person who abhors those who work on the Sabbath eats out every Sunday

CONCLUSION: WE CAN ALL BE

JUST A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL